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Very Interesting Facts

Very Interesting Facts

Once read that a kangaroo can't jump

Unless its tail is touching the ground

I've tried it and I couldn't jump either

I too, was literally earth bound

Heaviest land mammal is the elephant

Weighing close to 8,000 pounds

Me mum-in-law comes in a close second

Those booms are her walking around

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge

A dime has only 118 grooves

Bet you'll be able to sleep well tonight

This information tends to soothe

A whale's heart beats only 9 times a minute

Faster when they're having sex

Imagine the picture you guys are seeing

Afterwards, smoking a cigarette

It's a little known fact that baby robins

Eat 14 feet of worms a day

The heartburn these guys must be having

Need lotsa Pepto Bismol I'd say

If you decide to walk all the way to the sun

It would take you about 2000 years

If someone started back in 14 A.D.

They're just about to burn up, I fear

In Turkey, back in the 16th century

Drinking coffee could get you hanged

Imagine if they killed you for that today

Populations would drop with a bang

Every 8 seconds, a new baby is born

Every 14 seconds there's a death

Suggest we all stop having sex every night

Coz we won't have any space left!

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