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VERY RUDE AWAKENING !?X

VERY RUDE AWAKENING !?X

JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS UNDER THE BED!
SOMEONE GRABBED ME BY THE EARS!
& PULLED ME OUT BY MY HEAD!
SHE SPUN ME AROUND
& STUCK HER FOOT UP MY BUM!
THE BLIND FUCK N BITCH
WAS TRYING TO PUT HER SLIPPER ON!
TALK ABOUT A RUDE AWAKENING!
NOW SHE,S FUCK N BROKE ME IN !
SHE MUST BE DEAF AS WELL!?
AS SHE CANT HEAR ME SCREAMING!
& IT FUCK N HURTS LIKE HELL!
I WAS ONLY HIDING WITH THE EGG,S!
NOW I CANT FEEL , MY FUCK N LEGS!
LET GO OF ME . YOU SILLY COW!
& GET YA TOE OUT OF ME ARSE NOW!
NO EGG HUNT FOR ME!
I GOT A FOOT UP MY ARSE FOR FREE!
I RECKON. SHE.S CAUSED ME A DISABILITY?
NO MORE EASTER SURPRISES FOR ME !
SHE,LL THINK HER FOOT IS ALL CHOCOLATEY!
& I HOPE SHE HAS A LICK
& IT MAKES HER REALLY SICK!
THAT.LL SERVE HER RIGHT
FOR WHAT,S SHE.S JUST DONE TO ME!
WHEN SHE DISCOVER,S , IT AINT CHOCOLATE
BUT.. IT,S ALL VERY SHITTY!!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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