VERY SLIPPERY NIPPLE !?X

I THINK I,VE DRUNK WAY TOO MANY ?
I KNOW I,VE SPENT A PRETTY PENNY!
I SHOULDN,T HAVE HAD , THAT LAST SLIPPERY NIPPLE
DEFINATLY, ONE TO MANY TIPPLES!
THAT WAS BROUGHT FOR US , BY BENNY
I DIDN,T PLAN ON KISSING THE KERB
OR FALLING HEAD FIRST, OUT OF THE CAR
I THINK I,VE GONE, WAY TO FAR
IT REALLY IS QUITE OBSERD
EVERY-ONE ON FACE-BOOK
& TWITTER , WILL HAVE HEARD
THAT SLIPPERY NIPPLE WAS 
VERY SLIPPERY INDEED
I,VE FALLEN FLAT ON MY FACE
& IN MY JEAN,S I,VE PEE,D
THATS THE LAST TIME 
I GO OUT WITH OUR TRACE 
PISSED AS A FART INDEED
& DEFINATLY, WELL OUT OF THE RACE!

Tracy Timothy xx