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V.I.P .....ONLY !?X

V.I.P .....ONLY !?X

ENTRY UP MY BACK DOOR!
IS BY V.I.P.ONLY!
YA CANT FUCK THIS KERMIT!
WITHOUT A VERY SPECIAL PERMIT!
OR UNLESS YOUR A PONY!
THEN I,LL HAVE TO STRETCH IT WIDE!
TO GET THE MOTHER FUCKER INSIDE!
BUT ONLY CONDOM ONLY
WHICH IS TOUGH ON A PONY!
GET ME THE KY JELLY
WHILE I LAY ON ME BELLY!
I,LL STRETCH AS FAR AS I CAN!
I,M PUSHING ME LUCK , WITH A PONY!
SHOULD OF STUCK TO A MAN!
DONT TELL MISS PIGGY!
COS.SHE.LL WANNA GET JIGGY!
I,M NOT INTO PIG,S 
I JUST LOVE BIG DICK,S!
BIGGER THE BETTER
BUT. ALWAYS WITH A FRENCH LETTER
& KY JELLY. MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER!

Tracy Timothy xx

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