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" VIVACIOUS VEGGIES "!?X

" VIVACIOUS VEGGIES "!?X

" PUT YOUR HOT CHILLI FINGERS UPON MY REAR
& GUIDE ME ONTO YOUR FIRM CARROT UNTIL IT DISAPPEARS
MADE FROM THE FINEST & FIRMEST OF PEARS !
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PULL MY BROCCOLI HAIRĀ 
& BITE MY PEPPER NECK RIGHT THERE
BUT, NOT UP THE CORE OF MY RIPE PEAR!
THAT IS WHEN I WILL DESPAIR
AS YOU SHOOT YOUR VEGETABLE STOCKĀ 
OUT OF YOUR HOT CARROT COCK!
ALL OVER MY GREEN PEPPER BACK
RIGHT UP TO MY BROCCOLI HAIR
& ALL OVER MY SWEET PEAR CRACK
GIVE ME BABY ALL OF YOUR GRAVY
BEFORE THE POTATOES GET BACK
UNLESS THEY,VE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN OUT THE SACK?
& IF THEY AINT THERE
THEN THEY DEFINITLY AINT COMING BACK
TELL THAT TO MY GAGGING PEAR CRACK!
YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE UNTIL YOU EMPTY THAT SAC
& I DEFINITLY AINT GETTING OFF YA LAP X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tony Taylor

LMFAO Tracy!!.........this is friggin' hysterical.........nice butt!!..........smiles.........T xo

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Tracy Timothy

Cheers Tony... Gone are the days my arse looked that good in green x

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Tony Taylor

You're a trip girlfriend!!.......I bet you'd be a blast to hang out with.......I was just telling Stephanie about my days as a club DJ.......OH the stories I could tell about women with gorgeous green bottoms (lol!).......kisses........T xo

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Tracy Timothy

Sounds like my kind of party x ya gotta laugh good therapy for the heart & soul.so act & behave. like a complete arse hole ....pmsl x

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