WAKE-UP..CALL !?X ( RE WRITE!")

HEY GUYS.. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT !?
THANK GOD..WE,VE REACHED THE END !
COS YOU LOT, HAVE DROVE ME ROUND THE BEND !
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT
& WENT THROUGH ALL THAT...... FOR NOUGHT!
UNLESS IT WAS A DREAM AFTER ALL!?
WHEN FROM THE SKY I DID FALL !
AFTER MY HOUSE TOOK OFF IN THE WIND!
WITH THE WIND..IT UN -HINCHED !
& LANDED ON A WICKED WITCH!
WHO WAS CERTIFIED EXTREMELY DEAD!
BY A MIDGET JUDGE. WHO SAID!
" SHE,S REALLY DEAD,SINCERLY DEAD!"
ME & TONTO SET OFF THRILLED!
AFTER BEING WELCOMED BY A BEAUTIFUL WITCH!
A WHITE WITCH... A VERY BEAUTIFUL BITCH !
& THE LULABYE LEAVES & LOLLIPOP GUILD!
MET  A SCARECROW, WHO JOINED ME & TONTO!
LOOKING FOR A BRAIN. HE CAME ALONG PRONTO!
THEN A TIN ,MAN LOOKING FOR A HEART!
& HE MADE A VERY WISE START!
MET A LION NEXT . WHO WAS A COWARD!
WHO NEEDED TO BE BATTERY POWERED!
WALKED ALL THAT WAY
TO THE EMERALD PALACE!
COULDNT FUCK N FIND ALICE !
THE WIZARD WAS A PHONEY!
THE WHOLE STORY S BALONEY!
THESE 3 AINT STOPPED MOANING !
THEY HAD A BRAIN & A HEART!
THEY WERE MY BROTHERS FROM THE START!
THEY HAD COURAGE ALL  ALONG!
WISH I,D GONE SOME WHERE ELSE?
LIKE..OVER THE RAINBOW?
OR AT LEAST JUST SANG THE SONG!
MY FEET ARE KILLING ME !
& SO IS MY HEAD!
NOW FUCK OFF YOU 3!
I,M LATE FOR MY TEA
& I NEED ME BED!
DO AS I SAY!.....
I,M IN THE HALL OF FAME
& I SURE AS HELL DONT 
EVER WANNA SEE YOU 3 AGAIN!
MY FRIENDSHIP HAS GONE TO FAR!
& NEXT TIME I,LL TAKE THE CAR!
NOW GET ME TOO..THE NEAREST BAR!?X

Tracy Timothy xx