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WAKE-UP...LOVE !?X

WAKE-UP...LOVE !?X

" OH LOVE. DO YOU HAVE TO SNORE "?
YOU WOULD THINK I WAS SUCH A BORE!?
YOU USED TO PLEAD & BEG FOR MORE!
NOW MY EGO,S ON THE FLOOR
" COME ON LOVE, I,M TRYING MY BEST
IT,S NOT TO TIME, TA GIVE IT A REST!
& ALL I CAN SEE ARE YA Z".DS
IF THIS DONT WAKE YA? I GIVE UP
I,LL PUT ME TEETH BACK IN ME CUP!
IT,S LIKE BANGING THE DEAD..WAKE UP!
I,M TRYING TO GET MY END AWAY
I,D BE BETTER OFF HAVING A WANK, ANY DAY
& WIDE AWAKE....TO ENJOY IT!
BECAUSE THIS IS FUCK N SHIT !
WHO BLOODY SAY " PATIENCE PAYS?"
THATS ALL WHAT I,VE GOT TO SAY!
I BET YOU,D STAY AWAKE IF I,D PAID ?
GONE ARE THE DAYS, MY SAUCY FRENCH MAID
SO FAST ASLEEP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOU,VE BEEN LAID?

Tracy Timothy xx

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