Walk The Dog...

Sis can you walk my dog?
Say sir we need to talk
Ready yes, for her dodge
This content now my tale

This dog must pee and see
Anyone on the leash
Cares less if it's now me
Neither had part in lease

He has to poo till through
Sniff and scratch any patch
Regardless of to do
Dog central, news his path

My every move routine
Signals for his outside
My steps his rudiments
Stages for home's outskirts

His belligerent bark
My coming or going
When he's here, I don't park
A fine line I'm towing

But his smooth betrayal  
Is just a work of art
Sits with me like loyal
Door bell rings I'm a f*rt

When his master shows up
All three exchange their love
Leash on hire now stop
Now, no need for its loop