" WANTED...!"?X ( FOR JACK )

" YOUR UNDER ARREST, SANTA JACK !
IM SO HAPPY, TO HAVE YOU BACK
AS YOU LIKE A GOOD OLE CRACK 
& YOUR WRISTS, WILL BE SLAPPED 
FOR BEING SUCH A CHEEKY CHAP ?
BEFORE, YOU CHOOSE TO SURRENDER
OR BUGGER OFF & GO ON A BENDER ?
YOUR BEING CHARGED WITH 
" COULD NOT BE ANY FRIENDLIER"
WHO LOVES TO WRITE ABOUT 
ALL OF HIS MISHAPS
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HIS AGE GAP
HE HAS GOT PLENTY OF, CLAP TRAP
WRITING ALL ABOUT THIS & THAT
THAT COMES FROM HIS PEN & NOT HIS SWEET TRAP
ON HIS WRITING TRAY, UPON HIS NAKED LAP
SITTING IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT 
WHO HAS TASTED MANY FRUITS ?
PROBABLY PUFFING AWAY ON A TOOT
& WHISTLING AWAY, LIKE A FLUTE
WEARING JUST A SMILE & HIS BOOTS
GOING WAY BACK TO HIS ROOTS 
LOVES BEING NAKED, HAS BURNED ALL HIS SUITS
AS WE AWAIT, ONE MORE OF HIS HOOTS
HE LOVES TO FILL HIS OLE BOOTS
YOU ARE DEFINATLY A WANTED MAN!
I LOVE YOUR HUMOUR & UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU ONCE  WERE A YOUNG & VIRILE MAN!
SO HAPPY THAT YOUR ON COSMO NOW 
WELL. YOU,VE PLEASED THIS SILLY COW 
IF I NEED A LAUGH, I KNOW  A MAN WHO CAN!
& YOU,LL ALWAYS BE A SWEETEST  YOUNG MAN!
& I WILL ALWAYS BE, YOUR NO.1 FAN 
AS.... I CERTAINLY KNOW THAT I AM !
COS YOU & I JACK, WE DONT GIVE A DAMN ?
&  TAKE IT FROM ME JACK..YOUR A TOP MAN "!

Tracy Timothy xx