To Warmup Mankind's Behind

Okay people, enough is enough
What's happening with this crazy weather
Cold enough to freeze the tootsies off a penguin
The eskimos are all huddled together

So far this winter's been the coldest in years
Certainly not a very happy camper
Civilized people shouldn't have to live like this
Us guys just love to be pampered

In all my years, through each Canadian winter
This one surely takes the cake
Not at all pleased, just want you to know
This is more than this guy can't take

If I knew who to contact I'd pay big dollars
For the sake of all of mankind
Beg them to moderate these winter temps
To warm up mankind's behind