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WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR !?X

WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR !?X

I,VE GOTTA WASH THAT MAN 
RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR!
WASH HIM OUT, RIGHT AWAY!
COS HE NEVER FUCK N CARED !
CAUGHT ME GOOD & PROPER 
WHEN I WAS UN PREPARED!
MY HEART IS ALL RIPPED & TEARED
& MY SANITY TO , I,VE FEARED
TREAT HIM AS IF HE,S SHAMPOO!
HE OBVIOUSLY, DID NOT DESERVE YOU !
WASH HIM DOWN YA PLUG HOLE!
IF HE,S NOT THAT INTO YOU ?
THAT,S HIS LOSS....
THE SILLY ARSE HOLE!
SAD BUT VERY TRUE!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THERE,S NO ROLE FOR YOU !
BUT PUT THE PLUG IN AFTER
IN CASE HE REAPPEARS!
REMEMBER THE TEARS,
& NOT THE LAUGHTER
GOOD RIDDANCE, FUCK N ARSE HOLE!
DO ONE & DISAPPEAR!
JUST ANOTHER WRONG UN!
& NO HAPPY EVER AFTER !!

Tracy Timothy xx

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