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WATER BUFFALO STORY

WATER BUFFALO STORY

BACK IN 1975 I LIVED IN SUMATRA INDONESIA ONE DAY I WAS SITTING IN MY HOUSE AND I SAW A WATER BUFFALO RUN BY WITH SOME MEN RUNNING AFTER IT NOT  EVERY DAY DO YOU SEE THAT SO I THOUT I WILL GO SEE WHERE THAY WENT SO I GOT MY SHOE ON AND OUT I WENT LOOK EVERY WHERE THEN I FOUND THAM THAY HAD THIS BUFFALO CORNERED AND THE MAN WERE TRY TO CHTCH WITH A FISHING NET I TOLD THAM YOUR NOT GOING GET HIM WITH THAT THAY NEVER SAID WORD JUST THEN THIS BUFFALO HAD ENOUGH AND CHARGED US SO WE ALL RAN TO THE BATHROOM AFTER 2.50 MINS I OPENED THE DOOR THE BUFFALO IS STILL STANDING THERE WITH HIS TAIL WAGGING SO I CLOSED THE DOOR ANTHER 2.5O MINS GOSE BY OPEND THE DOOR AND HE STILL STANDING THERE WAGGING HIS TAIL WITH SMILE ON HIS FACE SAYING COME ON OUT AND PLAY SO CLOSED THE DOOR WAITED NOTHER 2.5 MINS THEN OPEND THE DOOR AND THE BUFFALO WAS GONE SO I WENT HOME AND THERE OTHER GUYS MUST HAVE WENT LOOKING FOR HIM AGIN SEE IT WAS RAMADAN AND THAY WERE GOING TO KILL IT AND EAT SO THAT IS THE END OF THE STORY

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Larry Ran

Dear Greg,

Quite an interesting story.  What would you have done if he had decided to share the bathroom with you?  Also, I didn't realize people ate meat during Ramadan, especially Water Buffalo.  Are you sure you aren't trying to "Buffalo" us?

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

thamk you LARRY you know I don't know mybe thay eat him before or after mybe he got loose and thay were trying to get him who knows

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