Waterfalls and Flowers

I went to Niagara Falls after a shot of viagra,
waded thro' local flowers which stood erect mister,
didn't I see Lukashenko peeping thro' the bushes,
these wonderful sights attract political pushes.

Putin said: 'Not to worry comrade, come back one dade,
we had 750,000 deaths from virus, we can do same- try us.'
The honeysuckle finished flowering, my own waterfall
needs direct sunlight from solar panel - wife only wants Chanel.

Houdini squeezed into a barrel going over the falls,
how many of us would have anywhere near the balls,
mind you, if we had that viagra going over Niagara,
when I get thro' this bloody waterfall, I'm going to shag her.

The boat picked him up, another goddamn world record,
waved at Lukashenko and said: 'You're a fucking fraud.'