WELCOME TO THE NUTHOUSE

Hey, ya new ya say?
Well ain't this a special day
Ya gonna love it here
Jus hope you ain't queer!
Ya get shit in here for that
Here wear this hat
"Make America great again!"
A free country, where being black's a sin
Here, you'll have a right laugh!
Fair cops? Oh don't be daft
Here, put this face on
Being plastic can never go wrong!
Here take a seat, you'll be fine
Look at the times!
We've progressed, can't call us crass
You can't breathe? Here's the tear gas!
The nut house ain't bleak
You're minds just weak