" WE,RE ROCKING IT BRUV "!?X

" BRUV, I THINK YOUR ROCKING , THE BALD LOOK TOO!
DO YOU RECKON WE WILL STILL BE BALD WHEN WE ARE 2?
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF IT NEVER GREW?
TO BE BALD. OUR WHOLE LIFE THROUGH?"

" IT REALLY WONT MATTER WHEN WE,RE 82!
WHAT IF I GET HAIR, INSTEAD OF YOU ?
BLOODY HELL BRUV, HAVE YOU DONE A POO?"

" OR YOU GET HAIR INSTEAD OF ME !
NA BRUV, JUST A FART & A WEE!
WE.LL BOTH JUST HAVE TO WAIT & SEE?
COS,  WHAT WILL BE, WILL BE !"

" I AINT BOTHERED ABOUT MY HAIR !
DO I LOOK AS IF I CARE ?
BUT, I AM BOTHERED ABOUT MY TEA !
THAT MUMMY HAS PREPARED FOR ME !"

" THAT,S ALL I BOTHERED ABOUT RIGHT NOW !
I COULD EAT A BLOODY COW!
I,M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A SCABBY CAT!
& AS FOR MY HAIR, I COULDN,T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT!"

Tracy Timothy xx