" WHAT A GAY-DAY !?X

O.M.G LOOK AT WHAT I,VE DISCOVERED!
THE REAL SANTA, HAS BEEN UN-COVERED
HE,S WEARING A SATIN SEXY THONG !
HOW COULD WE ALL HAVE GOT IT SO WRONG ?
I BET HE,S ALSO WEARING A BRA ?
& HE GETS ABOUT IN A CAR! NAH
THAT,S GOING A BIT FAR!
OH HOW VERY BLOODY BIZARRE !
I WONDER WHERE MY OWNERS ARE ?
I WILL FORGET THIS IN 3 MINUTES
WELL THATS LIFTED MY SPIRITS
GO NO-ONE TO TELL ANY WAY
WHAT WAS IT . I WAS ABOUT TO SAY?
WHO GIVES A FUCK ANYWAY!
SANTA,S PROBABLY TRANSGENDER OR GAY
GOOD LUCK TO YOU SANTA CLAUS , I SAY!
HE HAS DEFINATLY BRIGHTENED MY DAY
THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION
& SO FRUSTRATING, THAT I CANT TELL THE NATION
BEING A GOLDFISH, IS SUCH A FRUSTRATION
& THAT SANTA CLAUS, IS A SUCH AN  ABOMINATION

Tracy Timothy xx