What Hell’s Wrong With You Harry?

What the Hell is wrong with you Harry?

The woman for you is free to marry

You’re more of a man than Nico

Pretty boy banker in his tuxedo

Her name is Pippa Middleton

And as brother Andrew proved

Common love is not a sin

What are you, a simpleton?

So what are you waiting for?

Grab some flowers

Get on your white charger

And go try to romance her

I promise in you this

Of all the royals

You and Pippa will have

The cutest kids