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WHAT NATURE .DID NOT INTEND!?X

WHAT NATURE .DID NOT INTEND!?X

MARGE, I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS NATURIST LARK?
THEY THINK MY DICK, IS A BIT OF BARK!
THESE 2 FUCKERS HAVE GOT IT ON A BLOCK!
& ARE SAWING THROUGH MY BLOODY COCK!
I,D RATHER BE TOTALLY NAKED
THAN LOOSE ALL THAT IS SACRED
YOU GET A NICE FLOWERY WEATHER VANE !
& I GET ALL THE PAIN!
HAVE A WORD WITH YA DUCK
TO GET THESE 2 OFF MY COCK
OR NEVER AGAIN, WILL WE FUCK
TELL YA WHAT SWAP ME THE DUCK
& THE VERY NICE FLOWER
& I,LL FUCK YA STUPID FOR 24 HOURS !
BUT YOU,LL HAVE TO BE QUICK
BEFORE THEY SAW THROUGH MY PRICK
THIS NATURIST LARK, IS FUCK N SICK!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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