Poem -

" What.. Not This Again Dear !?"

" What.. Not  This Again Dear !?"

Him..." Rain dear,! The weather-mans, calling for snow dear ?
They are estimating,That it will be quite severe ?
& quite usual, For this festive time of year!

Her..." I said..look it looks like the reindeer!
Why is it, That you never quite hear?
To me it looks rather clear.....
I said reindeer, Not snow dear ?

Him... I heard you saying that it might rain ?
I aint gonna fuck n say it again !

Her...God im off to bed, You are such a pain !
I couldnt give a shit now, If it snowed or rained ?
Every year, Is the bleeding same !
After 40 years, You,ve messed with my brain ?
I hope them reindeer, Are well trained ?

Him...Oh my, Β fuck n god there you go againΒ 
How can you train water to rain ??
If you think im fucked up ? You are the bleeding same !?
& so sick n tired or your constant mind games !
& Here we bloody well , Go again !....

Tracy Timothy xx

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