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I,M NO PRICK !?X

I,M NO PRICK !?X

I DONT THINK ANYONE,S 
EATING ME, FOR THEIR TEA!
I SHOULD THANK MY PARENTS 
FOR MAKING ME SO PRICKLEY
HUMAN,S MOAN, ABOUT FISH BONES
SO WHEN THEY SEE MY PRICKLES
THEY WONT WANNA TAKE ME HOME
I CAN ALSO BLOW MYSELF UP
INTO THE SIZE OF A BALL
FISHERMAN AINT GOT A 
CLUE, ABOUT FUCK ALL!?
I,M ACTUALY LUCKY TO 
HAVE THESE PRICKS,... COS LITTLE
FISH SWIM INTO THEM ( THE DICKS)
I GIVE THEM A COUNT OF TEN
& THEN DINNER IS SERVED
& I THANK GOD...AMEN
I DONT EVEN HAVE TO LOOK
OR EVEN HAVE TO COOK
JUST GIVE MYSELF A SHAKE
& SEE WHAT FALLS OFF ?
THEN HAVE A LOVELY PICNIC
& A RIGHT GOOD OLE SCOFF!
FILL ME BELLY, THEN FUCK OFF!
THANKS MUM & DAD
FOR MAKING ME LOOK ROUGH!
& TO ALL THE LITTLE FISHES
THAT HAVE SWAM INTO MY SPIKES
I ALSO THANK YOU 
FOR YOUR TASTY SACRIFICE
FOR YOUR TASTY LITTLE BITES
THE STUPID SILLY LITTLE MITES
YA SHOULD OF LOOKED 
WHERE YOU WERE GOING !
I,M SORRY THAT YOU,VE STOPPED GROWING
BUT , YOU TASTED, VERY NICE
NOT MY FAULT YOU GOT SPLICED
THAT,S JUST EVOLUTION !

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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