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WHAT USE !?.....X

WHAT USE !?.....X

" WHAT BLOODY USE
IS THIS.. TOO ME!?"
THO. IT MIGHT MAKE
A GOOD SUPPOSITORY!?
IT DEFINATLY WONT 
FILL UP MY TUM!
BUT. SHOULD FIT
NICELY.UP MY BUM !
PERFECT FOR WHEN
I FEEL. A BIT BUNGED!?
OR.. I MAY JUST GIVE 
IT TO.THE LITTLE ONE !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

Your so bloody funny mate...This had me in stitches.... love it....great job! x

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Jason Lee

Yesssss Richard strikes again, funny as per Tracy ;)

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Tracy Timothy

thanks care & jason for your compliments x richard strikes again lol 

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