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"WHAT WILL IT BE BOY,S !?X"

"WHAT WILL IT BE BOY,S !?X"

" WHAT WILL IT BE BOY,S !"
OR..YA JUST HERE TA
LOOK AT THESE..BAD BOY,S!?
WOULD YA LIKE A SLO COMFORTABLE SCREW
UP AGAINST THE WALL? IT,S REALLY UP TO YOU !
OR WOULD YA LIKE A SHOT ?
THAT WILL MAKE YA FEEL ALL HOT!
OR A GLASS OF BUBBLY?
ITS ALL.LOVELY JUBBLEY!
OR. A LOVELY GLASS OF WHISKY!?
TO MAKE YOU ALL FRISKY?
OR..YA JUST HERE TO 
LOOK AT MY RACK ?!
IF THATS ALL YOU WANTING !
FUCK OFF MATE & DONT COME BACK!
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO DRINK?
YOU LOOK LIKE A GUINESS MAN
TO ME ...I THINK !!
I,M DRESSED IN BLACK VELVET!
JUST LIKE ONE, & I GET OFF AT 2!
& YOU CAN GIVE ME ONE!
OR 2 OR 3 OR 4!?
SAVE YOURSELF HONEY ..FOR ME!
I AINT PICKING YOU OFF THE FLOOR!
I,LL BE YOUR GUINESS!
JUST TELL ME WHEN TO POUR!
I.LL GO MUCH FURTHUR WITH ME COPPER TOP!
& I WONT KNOW .WHEN TO STOP!
JUST LIKE A DURACELL!
TIME UP GENT,S. NOW RING THAT BELL!
ANOTHER GUNINESS.PLEASE LOVE !
THIS PUB IS SENT FROM UP ABOVE!
& THE GUINESS GIRL.IS ONLY THE GOUV!!!
WHAT IS THERE..NOT TO LOVE !?X
THE MOST GORGEOUS RED HAIRED BAR TENDER
WHO LOVES NOTHING MORE THAN GOING 
ON A RIGHT... OLE BENDER...!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

Haha Nice one Tracy...I was smiling by line 3...laughing by the end...Well done hun...you done it again! xxx

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