Poem -

WHAT..A DRAGON !?X

WHAT..A DRAGON !?X

SO..".THE REASON I INVITED YOU FOR TEA !"
IS TO FIND OUT IF YOU FANCY ME ?
I KNOW I,M A BIT DRAGONEY
& VERY OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
BUT. HAVE GOT A LOVELY PAIR OF TIT,S!
AS I,M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN!!!
& ALL ME WOMANLEY BIT,S!
SO.. I,M JUST GONNA SAY IT
" DO YOU FANCY A PIECE OF ME ?"
I,VE ALSO GOT FEMALE BIT,S 
& YA CANT DENY A NICE SET OF TIT,S !
I,VE EVEN GOT A FEMALE CLIT!
SO...FUCK THE TEA!
"HOW DO YA FANCY A BIT WITH ME ?"
WERE MILES AWAY FROM ANY-THING !
SO NO-ONES EVEN GONNA SEE!
I MAY JUST BE..YOUR ULTIMATE FANTASY!?
YOU,LL NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU,VE BEEN MISSING WITH ME !
YOU DONT GET OFFER,S LIKE THAT FOR FREE!
AFTER A NIGHT ALONE WITH ME!
YOU.LL WANNA FUCK N MARRY ME !!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Steve Green

You honesty and cut to the core poetry is very refreshing

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Tracy Timothy

thanks for reading popeye ! glad ya enjoyed my poem

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