What's a boilermaker?
The question was asked and I tried to explain
Now sit your ass down and I'll tell you again
More versatile than any and all other trades
We don't ask for medals nor any parades
A boiler goes down while you are unaware
The call comes to us to make the repair
Entering the lair at plus 150 degrees
We work through the night on our hands and our knees
We keep our hoods down and embrace the suck
It's just what we do to earn the almighty buck
No matter the difficulty we're no damn quitters
Ain't no bitchin either... were no pussy ass fitters
Keeping your power plant running throughout the year
Fixing mistakes by some college grad engineer
A combination of all other crafts we stand tall
We heal our wounds with a bit of alcohol
Skilled, willing and ready. No problem, no fear
You can stay cozy at home so long as we are here
Now there's no reason you should ever forget
Next to a boilermaker.... you really ain't shit
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I love this poem, well done.