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" WHATS TO BE THANKFUL FOR "!?X

" WHATS TO BE THANKFUL FOR "!?X

" WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR.?........VEGETARIANS!
& NOT HAVING PAXO, STUFFED IN YA NEVER REGIONS
YA GIBLETS BAGGED & STUFFED INSIDE 
YOU WILL THINK YOUR THEIR PET...THEY LIED!
SERVED UP FOR XMAS DINNER, WITH A REAL MOTHERS PRIDE
SERVED WITH ROASTED VEGETABLES BESIDE
COOKED FROM THE INSIDE OUT !
THEN SLICED & DISHED ALL ABOUT 
FROM A SCORCHING HOT OVEN
WHERE YOU CANNOT GET OUT !
NO MATTER HOW LOUD YOU SHOUT ?
SO WHICH OR WHAT EVER WE DO PREFER
WE.LL STILL END UP INSIDE OF HIM OR HER
WE SHOULD GO TO MARKET & BUY SOME FUR 
& THEN THEY WONT MISTAKE US FOR THEIR XMAS DINNER!"?

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!........this is a very cool read........from the Turkeys perspective...........you're Very creative Tracy!!.............big juicy smiles..............T xo

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Tracy Timothy

thank you my darling .........i love all your encouraging funny comments to  xx

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