Poem -

What,s Your,s Called ???x

What,s Your,s Called ???x

What ! Do you call your,s ?

Women of the world

What, Name do you give ?

To , What,s in your drawers

Have you got ! " A lady pond " ?

Do, A lot of men respond ?

Have you got " A lady garden "?

Give,s ya man a proper hard - on ?

Or do you have a " Flower " !?

Water it well ! Feel it,s power..

Or " A pussy galore "?

Always wanting more ?

Have you got "A Princess Pussy "?

That,s very sweet & fluffy ?

Or as bald as the day you were born ?

Get rid of the tufty, Mow the lawn !

Do you " Have a minnie ?"

To stick ya mickey in ?

Or , Do ya have a muffy ?

That fit,s ya hand,s right in ?

Or do you call yours "A Fanny " !

Or your " Jack & Danny ?"

A present , For your Man ie?Ā 

Or , Dont call it anything !

As long as your manĀ 

Can fit right on in ?

Call it , What ya like

& prey it stay,s nice n tight !?

Treat it well ! Keep it in good nickĀ 

Ya never know ! When ya luck may change ?

When ya ??????? May meetĀ Ā a prick? ! x

Tracy Timothy xx

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