Whatta Bozo

When it comes to modern technology

The word “bozo” suits me to a “T”

I quiver and shake and tremble all over

When my computer asks questions of me!

Think to myself “If you're so damn smart

Why are you asking this old guy?

I'm back in the days of peck-peck-peck

On my typewriter listening to hi-fi!”

I'm at an age when the brain doesn't work

The way it did way back when

Wait a minute, I'm not sure this old brain

Was that brilliant even back then!

Some of us guys were born to be techies

I'm just happy being real simple

Totally content in my own little world

All the girls just love my dimples!

I may be a bozo but I'm a happy bozo

Not familiar with that techie talk

Made it this far without hurting my brain

Technology's a total crock!