Poem -

When Dressed to Kill

we went out twice and then she tried to assassinate me .. I am told later that she went on to get married and divorced many...

She was quite unique
and in her
own way, stood out
from the crowd,
like the front bonnet
of a metallic
British Racing Green
Alfa Romeo ..
In fact, it was whilst
she was still
firing blindly like that,
from the hip
and on all cylinders ..
Like some
manic assassin,
in tears, tiara and her
torn matching
green silk party dress ..
That I just so
happened, to catch
sight of all
the charcoal black
mascara
smeared unladylike,
across each
of her flushed cheeks ..
And she began
to pick over those
numerous,
anonymous human
remains lying
still and face down,
in such
hideous and very
long rows
piled high in deep
uncaring gutters ..
And when
precisely it dawned
on me in
a world of back
on back
uncertainties, I was
sure if looks
could kill, then she
would have
clearly made one hell
of a serial killer ..

 

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Jac Fables

You do have tales to tell. The good, the bad and the ugly. A Nice Story. 🙂

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author
Neville

Thanks for noticing Jacques .. its my way of trying to document my life so as I might reflect more meaningfully in my advancing years .. most, if not all my scribbles have at least some truth in them .. Neville 

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author
Jac Fables

One can learn much from your life's stories. Keep on writing them. 

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author
Neville

Thank you Jacques, that is most kind .. I shall try not to quit .. Neville 

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author
Being Me

Hmmmm.... sounds like an interesting, if unhinged, young lady!

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author
Neville

She was hard work and very needy .. I believe she left a trail of broken hearts and bank accounts behind her along with 5 or 6 husbands and countless lovers & one night stands .. thank you for stopping by Tina .. 

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author
Neville

Indeed .. but never blooming satisfied 😎👍

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