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When I was small :)

When I was small
Everything looked so tallย 
I would stand on my tippy toes to try & see
I was skinny as could beย 
but that didnt bother me
Coz Those were the daysย 
when I was innocent & free?

Time has passed byย 
& Oh dear how that did fly
It doesnt give u a momentย 
Just to stop & think
I am almost 59ย 
& tho Iโ€™m really feeling fine
Iโ€™ll be as old as can be
With no time left to blink?

I can see me on my zimmer frame
With my old trusty chums
& our teeth will all be missing
As we eat with only gums
We will look at each other
Memorys dont serve us well
& weโ€™ll embarrass the younguns
coz we have started to smell???

ย 

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Jack Ellison

As an 83 year old, I can definitely relate to this!!! Hilarious! LOL Use a lot more "Speedย Stick" Love, Happy Jack XOX

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Jill Tait

Thank you but I dont understand โ€˜speedstickโ€™ im British so msyb not english term ?ย 

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Shaun Cronick

ย A fun one to read Jill and this is certainly one for the late Queen Mother, who allegedly hummed a bit when greeting people.โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Jill Tait

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’™โญ๏ธ

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