When The Iron Is Hot...

Remember the old ballad... “I'm In The Mood For Love”

“Simply because you're naked!”

Hold the phone, don't think I've got that second line quite right

Works for me, though!

To be in the mood for love as far as I'm concerned

It has to be one of the seven days of the week

And some time between 12:00 AM and 11:59 PM

Need that extra minute to recover and rest up

Now that must sound like I'm exaggerating

But what were we given these bodies for besides swim suit contests

I actually once placed third

In the Miss Atlantic City Beauty Contest a few years back

I truly believe the judge's palms were greased though

Bribing the judges was certainly needed in my case

But I'm much too honourable for that

But all-in-all the offers for a movie contract and a modelling career

Started my road to stardom and a lavish lifestyle

So you see when the iron is hot...