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" WHEN..YA KNOW YOUR OLD !?:X"

" WHEN..YA KNOW YOUR OLD !?:X"

* YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR OLD !
WHEN YA DREAMS ARE DRY
INSTEAD OF WET.....
& YOUR SO OLD, YA EASILY FORGET
& YA FARTS ARE WET!
INSTEAD OF DRY.....
& YOUR SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY?
YOUR FOREVER CHANGING THE BED !
& SCRATCHING YA BLOODY HEAD!
COS YA HAD A WET FART
IT COULD NOT STOP ONCE IT STARTS!
ALL OVER THE DRY SHEETS..INSTEAD
INSTEAD OF A WET DREAM
A PILE OF SHIT, INSTEAD OF CREAM
OLD AGE IS DEFINATLY OBSCENE
" AINT IT, MY DEAR OLE FRED!" X

Tracy Timothy xx

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