WHERE. THE FUCK IS ALICE !?X

SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BEING A NOSEY COW !
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM NOW ?
I,VE FALLEN DOWN A RABBIT HOLE !
I LOOK LIKE I,VE ROLLED IN COAL!
I,VE TORN MY DRESS
& I,VE RIPPED MY SEXY SOX !
I,M TOTALY FUCK N LOST!. BOLLOCKS
I,VE GOT THORNS IN MY ARSE
THIS IS NO EASY TASK!
I WISH I HADN,T NOTICED
THE BLOODY HOLE IN THE GRASS!
DONT KNOW HOW TO GET
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?
MY KNEE,S ARE SORE
I,VE GOT PIN,S IN MY REAR!
I LOOKED SO CUTE
BEFORE I FELL!!
MY BLOKE WONT BELEIVE ME
WHEN THIS IS OVER & I TELL !
PLEASE HELP ME FIND THE EXIT!
COS THIS IS BLOODY HELL!
HE.LL THINK I,VE STOOD HIM UP !
I CAN JUST HEAR HIM NOW 
" WHERE THE FUCK IS ALICE!"
THE UNRELIABLE, STUPID COW
" NOW SHALL I GO LEFT OR RIGHT NOW "!?
WHERE,S A RABBIT WHEN YA NEED ONE !
AT LEAST , HE COULD SHOW ME HOW?

Tracy Timothy xx