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" Where,s The Baby Gone ? ...John !"

" Where,s The Baby Gone ? ...John !"

" I really dont mean to worry you John !
& i know you aint had nookie for so long !
But, Where has the bloody baby gone ?
Somethings not right, Something is wrong !?
& the bloody vibrator is buzzing full on !!
& where the fuck , Did ya fling my thong ?
You are gonna have to stop now John 
& look for the baby , Who appears to be gone ?
If ya find him, Sing him a quick nursery song 
I,m sure he, s not far away? Do not be long 
As it is such a long time, Since we bloody got it on !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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