WHICH IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL WILL CLAIM THIS?

They're definitely a Keeper...

They have people Rolling on the Floor laughing at Work...

They don't know what a Woman is but, they know what a Man is?

That's something, right?

​​​​​They certainly have a talent...

They have a lot of people talking and laughing...

I wonder if the day will come...

People are going to be seeking Educational Refunds for their kids?

This is the intelligence to get you in?

Apparently, my kids are actually Geniuses...

Way too Smart for their own good...

They can Read, Measure, and Multiply and my Son was diagnosed with ADHD and Dyslexia at 6 years old...

He was very popular with all the Pretty Ladies...

I thought I was going to have to hire him a Switchboard Operator and...

​​​​​​An after hours Message Taker...

Fortunately, he was Good with Three Personal Phone Numbers...

He doesn't have that problem anymore...

He's in too much competition with the Lesbians....

I tried to tell him he has more in common...

They both like Girls...

Then he said...

Hey, that could be an awesome threesome...

I need to get more Phone Numbers again...

I said slow down Casanova...

You're forgetting something...

​​​​​​There might be three in the Bed but, your Girlfriend will be getting most of the attention...

He said...

Damn!

He got mad all over again...

I'd really like to thank someone...

I just don't know who started it...

​​​sparrowsong Ice Queen