who would win a twitter war Donald or Hillary

Who would win a twitter war 
Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton 
Hillary would twist Donald arms 
Donald proudly would say Hillary watches porn 
hillary would boast about dessert storm 
saying she single handily fought the war 
with her hand tie behind her back
announcing when she got back from Iraq 
she was the first female to comb her hair and nail during combat 
pick her nose still showing  them who boss 
while her salad was getting tossed 
then he would come up with a better one
he tell the world he wrote a poem 
Hillary and her snatch 
he would write it was scary and hairy 
it needed  a shave her virginal area was depraved 
it was so wide a bear could hibernate 
it big as a cave 
she come with a juicy one 
back in Donald Trump day 
he invented slavery 
in fact he too damn old 
he was there with general Custer 
he couldn't cut the mustard anymore 
he was around to fight in the civil war 
she one who bomb Pearl Harbor 
she was Hitler's mistress 
i could go on and on
life is too damn short 
but you get the point