Why I'm Still Single

WHY I'M STILL SINGLE

7th September 2013

I guess I'm still single because I'm just not there,
I work too much so getting out is pretty rare,
It seems as if I'll wind up in a nursing home,
Chasing a woman of 98 like a dog with a bone,
Dribbling on my bib without any control,
Playing the weekend bingo callers role,
Pressing a button when I've soiled my nappy,
A handful of pills when I need to feel happy,
Bed-bound and arthritic from years of rugby league,
Erectile dysfunction when I feel in the need,
A visitor a treat for a fossil so aged,
With other old dinosaurs, grumpy and encaged,
A bunch of old fogies with a Monopoly board,
Jerking each others catheter cord,
I can just picture it now, vivid in my mind,
Deaf, alone and for the most part, blind,
So please Avon lady will you drop by and call,
Else straight to jail, don't pass Go, no $200 at all.

Copyright (c) David A. Vitali