Poem -

Will

Will

Dude
You just
make
me laugh
no inhibitions

I remember
in Old School
running
naked
believing
you had 
a bunch
of followers
as you lead
the escapade
Yet 
you were 
running
alone

Sometimes
we 
need
to be entertained
by those
that
can take
us to 
the feelings
of riduculous
those
that will
educate
us in humor

Because
of you
I now know
the true
meaning
of "San Diego"
Per Ron Burgundy
the German Settlers
discovered the city
in 1904
and called it "San Diego"
which means of course
"The Whale's Vagina"

I live near San Diego
and still to 
this day
When I hear the
name
I laugh..............................

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