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" WILL YOU , BE MY SLICE !?" X

" WILL YOU , BE MY SLICE !?" X

" WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOR
OF BECOMING, MY SLICE ?
BE THE OTHER HALF OF MEĀ 
TO WHOM I LONG TO BE SPLICED !
AS I HAVE NEVER MET
A SLICE, SO BLOODY NICEĀ 
& I HAVE ALREADY ASKED YOU TWICE !
AS IM SURE I HEARD YOU MUTTER
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PEANUT BUTTER
IM A PERFECT ACCOMPANIMENT WITH JAM!
& I PROMISE YOU FAITHFULLY
THAT I AM FINISHED , WITH HAMĀ 
& SO DEEP IN LOVE WITH YOU
IS EXACTLY, WHAT I AM
I WILL NEVER LOOK AGAIN, AT SPAM
SAY YOU WILL, MAKE ME A HAPPY MAN
& BE MY BELOVED SLICE OF JAM!
& VERY PERSISTENT , ISĀ STILL WHAT I AM !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

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sparrowsong

Hello Tracy...

LOL!

Totally adorable!

I LOVE THIS!

Thank you for sharing this sweet slice!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Tracy Timothy

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME MY SWEET LITTLE SPARROW ..GLAD YA LOVED IT GIRLFRIEND XX

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