WILLY WANKA & THE CONDOM FACTORY

Willy Wanka's condom factory
Was the biggest one around
They made every shape and flavour 
With some that made strange sounds!!

Willy's health was starting to fade 
He was tired and getting too old
A worthy successor had to be found
Or his factory would have to be sold!!

So Wanka, one day, announced to the world
The chance of the ultimate prize
He had hidden five golden condoms
With the promise of an enormous surprise!

The first golden condom was found   
By a guy with a curly moustache 
Augustus Droop was a Dutch porn star
Who spent most of his days smoking hash!

Next in line was Veruca Salty
BOY, did she have bad breath
Hardly surprising, as she always sucked cock
To fund her addiction to Meth!!!

Violet Tits-are-hard was surgically enhanced
She had plastic parts everywhere
Tits the size of beach balls
Was difficult not to stare !!!

Mike STD was a curious chap 
He'd had every sex disease going
Spent so much time at the brass house
His poor little cock was glowing!!!

Charlie Fucket was only a kid
So he went with his Grandpa Blow
But as Fucket was too young; and Blow too old!
Who bought the condom ?.... We'll never know!!!....