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WILLY WANKA & THE CONDOM FACTORY part 2

WILLY WANKA & THE CONDOM FACTORY part 2

The day of the tour quickly arrived
They gathered at the factory gates
Their Invitations said midday, prompt 
No excuses.. Don't be late! 

Bang on 12, not second after
Willy hobbled through the door
He opened the gates to greet his guests
Their excitement was beginning to soar!

Willy told them of his retirement
Explained how the visit was a test  
Wanka needed a right hand man
From the five, he would pick the best!

The guests now became contestants 
Augustus was first to show keen
But he choked to death in the fudge room
Sucking the chocolate condom machine!

Violet got morphed into a giant blueberry 
While testing an experimental lube
It was supposed to taste like a three course dinner
But the pudding got stuck in her tube!

Veruca was rejected as a "bad egg"
And fell down the garbage chute
Her plastic tits confused the machine
Wanka said goodbye with his flute!

Sexed up Mike wanted to improve his girth
Desperate to perform on TV  
Too much power and his cock exploded
At least Wankavision cured his STD!

After a blip with fizzy lifting bubbles
Charlie and Grandpa avoided temptation
Wanka's reward, was a ride up his tunnel 
He called it, Great Ass Elevation.....

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John leroy Maxwell

How does your imagination inspire you to compose

such witty poetry?  Are they dreams?

I'll looking forward to 'part three.'

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers John, not sure but a bottle of wine usually helps lol, thanks for your kind words pal :)

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Carey Milton

Laughing still mate so good as per usual matey...loved it! x Vote from me sweetie

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Jason Lee

Cheers Carey, glad it gave you a laugh as thats always my intention with these daft/funny writes :)

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BLOSSOM

Haha cheers Tracy glad it gave you a giggle :)

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Jason Lee

OOP'S sorry Tracy didnt realise the wife was still logged on !!!!!

Cheers and glad it gave you a giggle lol :)

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BLOSSOM

You muppet Jason lol!!!  Loved this one too Stan, just as I did the first.  Carried the story on well with your own inimitable wit and charm LOL!!  A vote from me, keep em coming :)x

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