Wilting Willow...!

My shagging days are over

My pilot lights gone out

What used to fire like a hosepipe

Now dribbles like a water spout!

I remember in his glory days

From my trousers he would spring

Now I've got a full-time job

Just finding the bloody thing!

He used to make me so proud

The way he would behave

Every single morning

He'd stand and watch me shave.

Now as we're getting older

It sure gives me the blues

To watch him hang his droopy head

Whilst staring at my shoes!!!!.....