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" WINNIE...THE SHIT !?" X

" WINNIE...THE SHIT !?" X

" I AM POOH,S TWIN BROTHER, WINNIE THE SHIT !
& I HAVE BECOME QUITE NOTORIOUS FOR IT !
IF, OUR MOTHER KNEW, SHE WOULD  HAVE A FIT 
I STILL LOVE HUNNY, BUT FROM AROUND A CLIT
I JUST CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF IT
INSTEAD OF OUT OF A JAR, LIKE POOH THE TWIT
OR BY SPECIAL DELIVERY, BY HIS MATE PIGLET
FROM ONE GIRL TO ANOTHER, I DO FLIT
IT HAS JUST BECOME, SUCH A BAD HABIT
& JUST LOVE WOMEN, WITH ENORMOUS TITS
I TREAT EM MEAN, WHICH KEEPS EM KEEN!
BECAUSE IN AM SUCH A LITTLE SHIT
& THEY CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF IT 
POOH HAS FRIENDS, SUCH LIKE EEYORE
WHO I FIND , IS SUCH A BORE
I PREFER FEMALES , WHO ACT LIKE HOARES
IT IS ALWAYS A MUCH BETTER CAUSE !
AWAITING EAGERLY , ON ALL FOURS
TO BE GROPED BY WINNIE THE SHIT,S , DIRTY PAWS
ON THE BED , THE TABLE THE FLOOR
& THE GIRLS ARE ALWAYS BEGGING FOR MORE 
I KNOW I,VE HAD A GOOD TIME, IF IM SORE
YOU,D BE AMAZED,WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS?
WITH ALL THOSE EAGER DIRTY HOARES
& AS FOR TIGGER, I COULD PULL A TRIGGER
BEFORE HIS EGO, GETS ANY BIGGER
HIS ALWAYS SELF PRAISING OF HIS OWN FIGURE
& THAT CONSTANT BOUNCING & ANNOYING SNIGGER!
I AM SO GLAD , THAT IM NOT LIKE POOH!
WHO KNOCKS AROUND, WITH A KANGEROO
& A THICK FUCK N DONKEY, WHO IS BLUE
I SURPOSE ITS UP TO HIM. WHAT TO DO 
IM SO GLAD THAT IM A SHIT, UNLIKE YOU BROTHER POOH
I CERTAINLY KNOW, WHAT I,D RATHER DO !
AS IM HAVING A MUCH BETTER , TIME THAN YOU ?"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Cleo Tomi Ola

Hey Tracy, interesting write, poor pooh is sure different. like the twist Cheers.

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Tracy Timothy

HI CLEO THANKS SO MUCH FOR ENJOYING MY WRITE..AW POOR POOH.. CONGRATS ON YOUR A.O.M TITLE X

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Cleo Tomi Ola

:-)Thanks Tracy, appreciate your support. Warm regards. Cheers.

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Kimmy Alan

Tracy, you are slightly demented and some what evil.  But that's why I love you.

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Tracy Timothy

HEHE....... STRANGE COMBINATION THAT WORKS SOME HOW ??? CHEERS KIMMY . I THINK ??

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