Womens And Mens
I have a question for all the men out there, who’ve had the same experience as me;
It happens every once in a while, when you so badly have to pee!
You race to where the rest rooms are, straining not to wet your pants;
You see a sign that’s marked “Mens Room”, and quickly there advance!
You forget to look for urinals, for you made it by the skin of your chin;
And just as you get done, you hear, two ladies walking in!
Then all of a sudden, it dawns on you, the “faux pas” that you’ve made;
For you’re sitting in the “Womens Room”, more attention you should have paid!
You lift your legs and hold your breath, and pray they’ll leave real soon;
And when they do, you make your move, and bolt out of the room!
You look around, so full of guilt, for someone that “you” saw;
And might call the Gendarmes and report you, for breaking the “Restroom Law”!
So here’s my question to all you guys, who have shared a similar fate;
If they changed the name to “Ladies” room, wouldn’t that be very great?
For then if we were rushing in, we’d see the word “Womens” ne’er again;
And we’d always pick the right one, the one was meant for Men!
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Hilarious Larry,
I`m sure both men and women have made the same mistakes, although I don`t see why rest rooms aren`t all the same after all we use the same loo at home don`t we? Well done again sweetie, I enjoyed this one.
Love and hugs
G xx
Hi Georgina,
Not only are you a great poetry pundit, but you also share the love for what neither of us call our pets, but rather our dear soulmates. It is so wonderful to write poetry juxtaposed with the never ending love that all of us gifted people have for them. To quote a cliché, "Dog, is God spelled backwards". They love us from the moment they come into our lives till the moment they leave it. As my dear Linda writes this letter, for I fear I'm computer illiterate, the tears are falling freely from my eyes. I miss my dear soulmate Nico more than mere words can portray. Because of him, as I wrote in one of my Haikus, titled "Poetry", it is the product of lost loves, and sad eyes that cry. I'm so glad that you share the same love as my Linda and I do for your beloved little soulmates. Give me a moment to dry my eyes and experience some levity with the poem "Womens And Mens". You and Linda agree, that it has also happened to women, but I think men, are generally in much more of a hurry, to find what you call a loo! I'm so glad you thought it was hilarious! Sometimes, I try to emulate Ogden Nash.
Hugs, Peace and Love,
xox Larry
Larry I love you and Linda to pieces and I`m thrilled that we have the same sense of humour because humour is as important as love! and I adore your work too. I don`t think you are computer illiterate at all. You should read my poem called I`M A COMPUTER VIRGIN, I wrote it when I first learned to use this laptop 2 years ago, so I`m very late in getting with the groove!! This Star Trecky stuff has my head boggled at times!!!
God bless and may you giggle till you ache!!
G xx