Wonky House (in Haarlem)

Wonky house

Wonky windows

Wonky doors

Wonky walls

Wonky ceilings

Wonky floors

Wonky fridge

Wonky cooker

Wonky sink

Wonky chairs

Wonky T V

On the blink

In wonky beds

Wonky people

Rest their wonky heads

In a wonky house

Whose wonky woodwork's

Painted wonky red

Wonky roof

Wonky gutters

Wonky drains

Wonky bricks

Wonky shutters

Wonky panes

Wonky car's

Wonky parked

Outside night and day

But it's not wonky red

It's wonky grey!