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Woody Woodpecker 🤣

Woody Woodpecker 🤣

I hear a “Tap” “Tap” “Tapping” as I am strolling along

So of course I start to march along to the beat of a song..

And this regular, random knocking goes on and on..as I am singing “By the river’s of Babylon”

But then this “Rat-tat-tat” changes it’s beat, long before my rendition of ‘Bony M’s’ song is complete..

Then I stop my marching and I look up to this tree and I can see a woody Woodpecker looking down at me..

Haha so that is what is making all of this racket..he is boring a hole making a hinge and a bracket..

So I shout up “Please pretty little pecker will you bang your beak on that tree, and I shall sing-along to my melody”..

But would you ‘Adam & Eve it’ that Woodpecker turned around and stuck his behind up in the air..then he pooped and bloody bird shit fell everywhere landing all over my hair...

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Greg Etsell

wonderful  poem  I have listen 
to them all day ii got 
headache after they were gone 

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Jill Tait

Teehee aww I love a rhythmical beat me 🤣❤️💙❤️

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Jill Tait

Teeheee I mayb got a bit rude but hey ho 🤣🤣🤣

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Jill Tait

Awww I love woodpeckers too & can stand below trees just listening for ages it is so rewarding spotting them but their knocking sound luv Thank you so much for pinning Cherie my sweetie 💕💕💕

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