Poem -

Writing on the bathroom walls

Hi :) someone was here!
Hi! Nobody Cares!!
Guess whose hot? Guess whose not?
Oh my god just make it stop!!!
I can't take it anymore
All the writing on the door
Who wants to write in the bathroom stalls?
Who brings a pen to the bathroom at all?
It's all just useless! Pointless! Worthless!
I don't care who you think is hot
I don't care who you like or not
I came in here to take a piss
not to see your stupid list!

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Nardine Sanderson

Awesome, i love everything about this piece, haha you made my day :)
much love to you nardine, xoxo

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Hi Dammit Dana
 

Very amusing and humorous, my applause, my vote

Who wants to write in the bathroom stalls?
Who brings a pen to the bathroom at all?
It's all just useless! Pointless! Worthless!
I don't care who you think is hot
I don't care who you like or not
I came in here to take a piss
not to see your stupid list!

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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