Poem -

XMAS with Miss Daisy

XMAS with Miss Daisy

For Christmas
I decided
to have a conversation
with Miss Daisy

If I had the time needed
I would also  had rapped with
her calf who she milk feeds
named "Betty Lou"

With it being  extra chilly
this winter
I gave her an 
invite 
 to meet me
in my smoker
affectionately
called the "Pitt Boss"

Knowing I would be late
I provided her some 
hors d'oeuvres of 
Rosemary and Garlic
to munch on
while she waited

Unfortunately there
was an accident
Apparently
someone had 
mistakingly set the temperature
to well over 400 degrees

Miss daisy did 
not make it

At the Christmas Dinner table
I shedded a tear and said a prayer
for Miss Daisy
and
though
the mood while
eating
was particularly solemn,
my guests continued
to praise me
for the succulent 
Smoked Prime Rib
I had prepared

"Merry Christmas Miss Daisy"

 

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Being Me

Oh Greg, I am constantly battling my conscience where meat is concerned!  Prime juicy rib does look and taste good, but I cannot stop seeing those beautiful, doleful cow eyes and that wonderfully squishy nose x

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