XMAS with Miss Daisy

For Christmas
I decided
to have a conversation
with Miss Daisy
If I had the time needed
I would also had rapped with
her calf who she milk feeds
named "Betty Lou"
With it being extra chilly
this winter
I gave her an
invite
to meet me
in my smoker
affectionately
called the "Pitt Boss"
Knowing I would be late
I provided her some
hors d'oeuvres of
Rosemary and Garlic
to munch on
while she waited
Unfortunately there
was an accident
Apparently
someone had
mistakingly set the temperature
to well over 400 degrees
Miss daisy did
not make it
At the Christmas Dinner table
I shedded a tear and said a prayer
for Miss Daisy
and
though
the mood while
eating
was particularly solemn,
my guests continued
to praise me
for the succulent
Smoked Prime Rib
I had prepared
"Merry Christmas Miss Daisy"
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Comments
Oh Greg, I am constantly battling my conscience where meat is concerned! Prime juicy rib does look and taste good, but I cannot stop seeing those beautiful, doleful cow eyes and that wonderfully squishy nose x