Yawning Is Contagious
Yawning is certainly contagious
Others can't help yawning too
It even happens with chimpanzees
Try it next time you're at the zoo
Yawn while attending a party
Many will follow your lead
The host can signal party's over
By yawning, it's time to leave
Yawning can also be useful
Groom signals the sleep he lacks
He's saying the wedding's over
To get his new bride in the sack
They happen when you're nervous
You need to let go a big fart
At a very important office meeting
One that soars right off the chart
Ever notice how silly we look
Our faces get all screwed up
We look like we're giving birth to a baby
Or picking up poop from a pup
So every time you yawn from now on
Remember these images I've sent you
You surely will to try to stifle that yawn
Remembering the chimps in the zoo!
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Thats a classic piece of comedy poetry haha ?
LOL Much appreciated my friend!!!!
??? ?? looks like I'll be yawning the next time I go to the zoo ?? well done Jack! ?
It IS very contagious... try it! GOOD MORNING MY FRIEND!!! Have a happy!!!
Hello, Jack.
I'm new here so please bear with me as I learn site etiquette, how things work at Cosmo and so on.
Having said that, and after just reading your poem, "Yawning is Contagious", I ask, is it really?
Well, according to all scientific reports I've read it is. And it's not just exclusive to humans either. Researchers have found that the propensity for "catching" a yawn was linked to the levels of brain activity in a person's motor cortex -- the more activity in the area, the more inclined the person is to yawn.
Good a,b,c,b rhyme scheme throughout your poem, and it's funny too.
You can't ask for more than that.
Well done.
A big welcome, Dean... a GREAT collection of sweet peeps reside here! And may I add, your added thoughts on the subject were appreciated! Don't be a stranger my friend!!!
I be sure not to, Jack.
Thanks for the warm welcome.
~Dean