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YING...TO ME " YANG !?X

YING...TO ME " YANG !?X

I WISH.. I HAD A FRIEND EXACTLY LIKE ME!
KIND,CARING,FUN & FULL OF COURTESY!!
EVERY ONE SEEM,S TO THINK OF THEMSELVES!
& LITTLE OLE ME. GET,S STUCK ON THE SHELF !
LOVING, GIVING & VERY FORGIVING!
IS LOVE &  PASSION..GOING OUT OF FASHION ?
I,M A LITTLE STUPID..BUT FAR FROM PUTRID!
HONEST & LOYAL & FUNNY AS FUCK !
CAN I FIND A FRIEND LIKE ME ????
NO SUCH FUCKING LUCK !!
MALE OR FEMALE..EITHER WILL DO !
OR BE MY FRIEND WITH BENEFIT,S!?
& YA MAY GET YA COCK SUCKED TOO ! : o
BUT.IF YOUR A GIRL. THAT DONT APPLY TO YOU!
I PREFER MEAT & VEG.NOT PUSSY PIE
OR JUST A CHEAP THRILL!
IF YOU THINK..YOU FIT THE BILL??
ONLY IF.YOUR STAYING FOR GOOD!?
& NOT JUST PASSING THROUGH!
DOES ANY OF THAT SOUND LIKE YOU ?!
LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE!
& I MAY GET BACK TO YOU ! OR PHONE
PREFABLY..A HE.REMEMBER EXACTLY LIKE ME!
& PREFABLY ....A HE         HEHEHEHE XX

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tracy Timothy

FAN DABBY DOZEY & 
& A BIDA BIDA BAMG
I WISH I COULD FIND 
THE YING TO MY YANG
THEN IN THE BATH
WE CAN HAVE A GANG BANG 
HOPE DEAR CAREY
THAT YOU FIND YOU WANG 
& YOU YOURSELF CAN 
INDULGE IN A BANG !!!!!
 

BLESS YA HUNNY  BUNNY X

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