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You Abandoned Your Pregnant Wife

Your abandoned your wife when she was pregnant, you're the scum of the Earth.
You're a low life piece of garbage, she had nobody when she gave birth.
She said that she cried her heart out when she watched you leave.
You're so heartless and worthless that it's hard for me to believe.
I met your wife after she had her baby, you should have treated her like a queen.
She's the salt of the Earth and she loved you, what you did was despicable and mean.
Now you're trying to get visitation rights so you can see your kid.
Go straight to Hell, you won't get visitation rights after what you did.
No judge in his right mind will give you visitation rights.
You'd better get out of my face or we're going to fight.
When your wife needed you the most, you abandoned her.
I'll see to it that you never get to see your son and that's for damn sure!

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